It's the daily mail. The correlation of its stories with reality is exactly 0.

Nah dude, this one did happen. Google 'Joan Ginther', it's been written about everywhere.

Perhaps they were trying to prove she cures cancer, and accidentally wrote something vaguely accurate instead.

I know it's bad form to comment rather than just upvote, but I wanted you to know I'm still laughing with that remark.